Sunday 30 December 2012

Magic Coin Tricks

Magic Coin Tricks Biogoraphy
The boys are not still on a dock in Washington State beating holy hell-o out of each other because that’s the way Winchesters process their feelings.  Instead they’re at Fat Mack’s Bar-B-Q Rib Shack having a relatively civil and adult (for them) conversation about Benny over the hood of the Impala.  I guess Dean is right.  People do change.  Still, Sam’s aneurism face is having a hard time processing how Dean can go from killing Amy to letting Benny live and accepting that he’s not eating people.  What Benny did for Dean in Purgatory not withstanding, the rule – Dean’s rule – has always been ‘You kill the monster’.

” … He’s my friend, Sam.  Look, Benny slips up and some other hunter turns his lights out, so be it.”

But it’s not going to be Dean.

They motor to Missouri in what I can only assume is an awkward, painful, B-face filled silence.  They arrive at the home of Mary and Chester Lew.  She kicked out the jams jack from under the car he was working on and took off half his head.  She claims to have blacked out with no memory of the killing.  Sam thinks it sounds like a non-supernatural insanity case.  How is this their kind of thing?

“Because, Sam.  Kevin’s in the wind, okay?  You’re sulking around like a eunuch in a whorehouse, and I can’t help but ask myself, when is decapitation not my thing?”

They flash their badges at local law only to be told that a Texas Ranger is already on the case.  There stands Garth in all his cowboy hat and fringy leather jacket glory.  “What?  Come on, I look like a funeral director in [a suit].”  He is overjoyed to see the boys and completely breaks character, throwing his arms around Sam and Dean each in turn.  “Forgot he was a hugger.”  One of Garth’s three cell phones rings (Kriss Kross’s “Jump”) and he quickly and expertly advises another hunter on how to deal with a revenant.  This entire conversation takes place barely three steps from the civilian Garth was just interviewing.  The civvie just stands in the background pretending LALALALALALA HE CAN’T HEAR THEM.  Sam at least takes an uneasy look around, because seriously.  Three steps.  Dean follows Garth’s side of the conversation intently, trying to make sense of what’s happening right in front of him.  Since when is giving advice Garth’s job?  Sam has a revelation.  “Hold up … are you the new Bobby?”

“You shut your mouth!”

Yes, he is.

“YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! … What??”

“It was a weird time.”  Bobby was gone, the Winchesters were MIA, and someone had to step in and take up the slack.  Garth suggests they get back to work and talk about it later.

“Did Garth just tell us what to do?”

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