Thursday 27 December 2012

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We’re all supposed to be eating more fruits and vegetables these days. Standing in the way of this are those tiny, insanely grippy product code stickers.

Comedian Steve Martin once said there’s a special level in hell reserved just for the inventor of the fruit sticker. We can only hope. What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a sticker on it? Biting into an apple and finding half a sticker.

Stickers have become the new worms, except they’ve been put there deliberately by the fruit growers themselves. (And when you get to self-checkout and actually need to know the product code for pomegranates, the sticker is nowhere to be found.)

Four-way stop sign martyrs

Hello there fellow driver. I arrived at this four-way stop slightly before you but I’m going to let you go first. What? You’re confused by my arm waving. OK, then I’ll go first. Wait, now you’re going first? No, I’ll go. No, you go.

Surely all this lurching back and forth can’t be good for the economy. (Although physiotherapists no doubt appreciate the business.)

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